Stay Classy Cincinnati

Hey, Cincinnati, here’s a message you should listen to, it’s important, so get ready, are you ready? Are you sure?  Ok, here it is; If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always gotten!  Yep, think about that one for a second. 

In other words, if you always act like punks, you’ll always get eliminated early in the playoffs because it will bite you in the rear end, as it did Saturday night.  You’re a classless organization and a classless city, all proven again on Saturday night.

It’s said that the Steelers represent the city they play for, hardworking, blue collar yet tough, get the job done the right way.  It seems it’s true that the Bengals represent the city of Cincinnati too with their dirty play, trashy attitude and overall lack of respect and utter disregard for anyone’s safety.  Don’t think so? Were the players the ones throwing bottles and trash out of the stands at the Steelers? Were the players the ones cheering when Big Ben got hurt? Nope, they were just being led by you idiots. Vontaze Burfict and Pac Man Jones are your shadows, they are representing you, they are classless, dirty and awful humans and they represent you Cincinnati. Oh, another thing they have in common with you, you’re all losers!

The narrative of the game could have and should have been how the Steelers blew a 15 point fourth quarter lead; it even could have been one where Vontaze Burfict was the hero but it isn’t and he wasn’t.  Instead it’s one where the Bengals blew a sure win due to a moron acting like a fool. Burftic couldn’t hide his true nature and neither could you Cincinnati.  He acted like a menace, a thug and a loser, a true representation of the city he plays for.  The cherry on top was Pac Man Jones getting the additional 15 yard penalty to easily hand the Steelers the win. 

The city of Pittsburgh thanks you all. Thank you for doing what you’ve always done and getting where you’ve always gotten. Pittsburgh will continue to do what they’ve always done and will continue to get what they’ve always gotten. Care to guess what that may be? Think about it.

Stay Classy Cincinnati.